It’s not punk to antagonize minimum wage workers.
Like writing shit on bathroom stalls, making messes in grocery and big box stores, trashing hotel rooms, yelling at actual workers about how horrible their capitalist employers are. Stop doing this shit. You are making life harder for those you claim to identify with and want to help.
Sorry, I was playing Kwazy Cupcakes. Kay, how you play you just line up three cupcakes with the same color frosting. Kaboom.
What men don’t understand is that women are FIERCELY PROTECTIVE of underage girls because we remember when we were young and some adult man made us uncomfortable or manipulated us or was inappropriate with us and we were powerless.
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
Empress Josephine’s shell cameo diadem, presented to her by her brother-in-law Joachim Murat. Empire period 1804–15 gold, shell, mother-of-pearl, cameos, pearls, precious and semi-precious stones.
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
The other day I had a really good idea for a story:
A high school Shakespeare club angrily splits into two groups when they can’t agree on the correct interpretation of Romeo and Juliet. One group thinks it’s a cautionary tale about the stupidity of youth and shallow lust; the other group think it’s a beautiful tragedy about poisonous hatred conquered by love. Reconciliation seems impossible-
-then a person from one group falls in love with a person from the other